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WATCH: 10 best ‘Simpsons’ episodes

WATCH: 10 best ‘Simpsons’ episodes

Homer explains why he wants to bring back the annual 4th of July fireworks display, after it's cancelled for budget reasons, in the "Yellow Badge of Cowardge" Season Finale episode of "The Simpsons," in May 2014. Photo: Associated Press/Fox

By: George Wolf of Maddwolf.com

The recent marathon of all 552 episodes of “The Simpsons” is a great reminder of how permanent a fixture in popular culture the show has become. You could make the case, and many have, that it has featured the most consistently excellent writing in the history of series television.

And of course, any discussion of the show brings instant debate, from hipster-inspired cries of long-lost relevance to the nearly impossible attempt to rank the best episodes.

Okay, we won’t try to rank them, but we can come up with our 10 favorite episodes …


The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (1997)

Homer joins the voice cast of Itchy & Scratchy, and what follows is not only hilarious, but a spot-on skewering of media pandering.

Quote: “My name’s Poochie-D and I rock the telly, I’m half Joe Camel and a third Fonzerelli. I’m the kung-fu hippie from gangsta city, I’m a rappin’ surfer … you the fool I pity.”


Homer at the Bat (1992)

Monty Burns assembles a star-studded group of Major Leaguers for the company softball team. Extra points for Terry Cashman re-recording his “Talkin’ Baseball” to memorable effect.

Quote” “Not once, not twice, but thrice!”


Simpson and Delilah (1990)

A new wonder drug gives Homer a full head of hair and he begins to climb the corporate ladder, with a big help from his new secretary Karl (a terrific Harvey Fierstein).

Quote: “You are nature’s greatest miracle! Say it!”


The Shinning (from Treehouse of Horror V) (1995)

The Simpsons take on Kubrick’s classic horror film and the results are perfect, right down to the picture of the tartan-clad lass hanging above Groundskeeper Willie’s bed.

Quote: “No TV and no beer make Homer something something..”


Kamp Krusty (1992)

When Bart and Lisa are away at Kamp Krusty, Homer and Marge are enjoying an ideal life … until Kent Brockman’s special report clues them into the erupting camper rebellion.

Quote: (Kamp counselors preparing a toast) “Gentlemen, to evil!”


Mr. Plow (1992)

Homer finds great success as snowplow operator “Mr. Plow,” only to face stiff competition from Barney as the new “Plow King.”

Quote: “Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?”


Homer to the Max (1999)

After the TV show Police Cops uses the name “Homer Simpson” for a fat, stupid detective, Homer changes his name. Taking inspiration from a hair dryer, he becomes to “Max Power” and begins getting new-found respect … so much so that he changes Marge’s name to “Hootie McBoob.” Classic.

Quote: “Max Power doesn’t snuggle, Marge, you just strap on and feel the Gs!”


Cape Feare (1993)

A triumphant return for Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammar), as he resumes his quest to kill Bart. The Simpsons enter the witness protection program as “The Thompsons,” and a flawless parody of Cape Fear takes shape.

Quote: “I think he’s talking to you”


Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (1995)

Bart and Lisa discover Mr. Burns’ plan to use the fur from a litter of Greyhound puppies for his wardrobe, which leads to Burns singing “See My Vest,” one of the best songs in the entire series.

Quote: “They all look like little Rory Calhouns!”


Colonel Homer (1992)

Reflecting the country music boom that was exploding at the time, Homer becomes the manager to struggling country singer Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D’Angelo). An endlessly quoteable (and singable) episode.

Quote: “As much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit”


Honorable Mention: RV Salesman in The Call of the Simpsons (1990)

A satire of the Bigfoot TV specials of the time, this episode isn’t one of the best, but it contains one of our favorite segments ever seen on the show: Albert Brooks as Bob the RV salesman.

Quote: Homer, applying for credit: “Is that a good siren, am I approved?”

Bob: “You ever known a siren to be good?”

Okay, we’re going to stop now before our top 10 list becomes a top 50…which episodes did we miss?

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